The Quest for the Golden Willy

In J P Dooley's newest book: The Adventure of the Golden Willy: The Adventures of Lance the Pornstar, is it truly the golden willy, or is it just another quest to obey Hippie Law?

”What makes you so sure this is the Willy you’re looking for?”

“Even if the object in her hand isn’t the real thing, it’s the exact replica of an object that very few people outside the household and family treasury have ever seen. A reproduction, if it’s a copy, in such minute detail, including the balls and the peculiar shape of the glans, as to be virtually identical; it matches the only photograph we have of it, even down to that mark near the scrotum, that some think is Leicester’s crest.  This one had at least to have been cast from the original.”

“Notice how it shines,” he continued.  “Those who have beheld the Willy in person, including myself and the Duchess, feel it could be genuine.  I say, is there any more of that weed?”

Cockjaw

As said in the last post, J P Dooley's The Adventure of the Golden Willy: Adventures of Lance the Porn Star is now available on the Amazon Kindle!  Here is a racy yet hilarious excerpt from the first chapter:

 

"It was when Peggy Perdu, my comrade and co-star, couldn’t open her mouth wide enough to taste an hors d’oeuvre without her jaw cramping.  “Cockjaw,” she said massaging her cute face.  “This is all your fault, Lance.”

 

I smiled and then we both laughed, I robustly and she through barely parted lips.  If you’ve seen any of her movies or videos, such as XYZ and Beyond Impossible, you know how she takes giant penises in ways and postures that defy the imagination, riding, sliding, sucking, jacking and licking, and indeed it had been the monster member of our associate, Rex Goliath, that had bruised her mandible.

 

Rather a reference to something that had happened a week or so before."

 

Fifty Shades of Fun: The Adventure of the Golden Willy: The AdventuresOf Lance the Porn Star is now available on the Amazon Kindle!!!!!!

It's finally here!!  J P Dooley's newest book The Adventure of the Golden Willy: The Adventures of Lance the Porn Star is now available on the Amazon Kindle!!!!!!

Download it by clicking on the link below:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0122DD7J8/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

Here is a quote from Lance himself:

"“Agatha Christie,” I said, “could not have orchestrated it better.”"